Godspeed little doodle
the only 15 year old stand up comedian i know of.
Good vibes c:

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via casual-impossibility)

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Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

(Source: midknights, via ziggy-stardust-is-my-lover)

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Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: deadkirschtein, via onlytheunusual)

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dudewheresmypie:

awkward-whale-dancing:

bjorg-man:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

carry-onmy-wayward-assbutt:

kkristoff:

does the supernatural fandom have a gif for frozen?

Does this count

I think it does

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I’M DONE THIS FANDOM REALLY DOES HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYHTING FUCK

What about a gif for giraffes? I’m like 98% sure there isn’t a gif about giraffes!

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Do you really want to play this game?

A gif for fucking a dragon 

(via secondcomingofsigmund)

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via stellaisnotinteresting)

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Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt

(via chill-ip)

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